Dudes, Helium’s “Superball” video is as close as I’m getting to the Superbowl today or ever. #offrhyme

Further, “shut up and get me a beer, DICK. I’m trying to watch the figure skating championships” is a relevant Helium quote for today and always. Pirate Prude is so radical.

But also, have fun tonight guys. I’m braising a meat for a buddy and hoping that by tomorrow some chemical synapses find new ways to connect in my supremely fried but also frankly lazy brain.