If you’ve ever met me or seen a picture of me, then you will understand why finding this book was one of the most unfuckingheimlich experiences of my life. The girl on the cover looks so much like me that it could possibly be a retouched photo of me as a younger person. (Mad props to Tommy Pico his eagle eye.)

Dopplegangers are real. The question is, how do I find the cover model? I feel that I need to know her.